Introducing the Old Mother Collectors's Music Box and Cigarette Lighter!

Occasionally, someone suggests an idea so amusing I have to drop everything I'm doing and power up the mac for a quick Photoshop session. This is one such idea. Sadly it meant that my living room carpet had only been half-shampooed by 10pm this Sunday evening. 

Thanks guys.

Paul Lang posted the ad (for a Mother Theresa music box) on Twitter and Clayton Hickman suggested the Old Mother (from TV's Doctor Who and 100,000BC) angle. 

Blame them. 

Oh and thanks to @ShaunoHammer for the inspired strapline!

The original ad

Barbara Wright from TV's Dr Who... as an ancient Egyptian cat!

What's On TV (Issue dated 3-9 Sept 2016)

Just when you though it was safe to look at the ads in the latest TV listings magazine, you see another shocker. 

This one is a cat ornament thing done up to look like Amanda Barrie in Carry on Cleo - but with none of the allure. 

Poor pussy.

I'm sure I can produce something better to spend your hard-earned money on... 

That satisfied customer... again!

The Royal Beast of Peladon Official Lamp!

Light up your bedroom with this. 

(Plug included. Flex sold separately)

The Collected Official Doctor Who Collectors's Items Collection

I'm very sorry.

I've not added to the blog over the past week or two. I've been very busy. Honest. (Timeslip stuff if you must ask... but that's another website altogether.)

In the meantime, I thought it would be okay (and a service to new followers) to collect together all of the 'Doctor Who Collectors Item' magazine ads I've done over the past year or two on one post. 

I love these ads. The real ones, I mean. Be they for Elvis Presley handbags or Star Trek Cuckoo Clocks. Everyone knows they are TAT. That's TAT. In block capitals. Yet we (the royal 'we' of course) still buy them. 

Here are all the ones I've done including a new one...

I hope you like them enough to send me your money. Now. (Easy payment plans available subject to status.)