Well, here I am and with a free few hours to bring things up to date.
First up is something to memorialise the life of former Dr Who show-runner Steven Moffat. And, ironically for a writer who first coined the phrase 'timey-wimey', it's a clock.
Don't worry he's not dead. The folk who make these things will produce tat like this at the drop of a hat. So I'v done that as well...