About a fortnight ago, I was quite shocked to discover there is now a Doctor Who cuckoo clock on sale. This is a couple a months after I debuted my Official Sydney Newman Doctor Who Cuckoo Clock. Life imitates art.
Another one of those products that I find genuinely quite disturbing is the life-like baby doll models. These are disturbingly realistic 'dolls' designed to look as cute as possible but in reality have the souless eyes of a shop window mannequin.
I created one in the image of the first Dr Who William Hartnell about a year ago. It certainly created a bit of a brouhaha with twitter comments ranging from 'I want one!" to "You are now blocked, you sick bastard!"
I produced a postcard of it for last year's Whooverville convention and I sold well into double figures of it... about fourteen.
With my medication wearing down over this Spring bank holiday, I decided to create a companion doll for the first one. For this, I apologise.
Here it is...
|From our factory camp in North Korea to...|
|...your child's loving arms. Another satisfied customer!|