Here's something I was asked to do by a strange elderly woman who turned up at my house one day last week.
She had an infectious laugh as well as a rather eye-catching skin condition. She said she would pay me in "untold riches" if I took on the commission but I settled for a few coppers to pay for a Greggs sausage roll and coffee.
Not heard back from her but she seemed pleased with the results... She tweetered them to help sell some of her Blu-ray discs. Bless.
Always nice to help out the elderly. We owe them so much.
With thanks to Jamie Anderson for asking.