I could say that "there are some corners of the universe that contain the most....etc..." but I won't.
If any Doctor Who has the desire to own one of those terrible faux collector's "babies" that are widely advertised in the pages of Sunday magazines, then this surely isn't one of them.
Once seen, never forgotten....
From previous postings, here's a selection of similar "collector's items" for you to cut-out-and-keep...
STOP PRESSING:
Dateline: 25/07/2015 -
This image just in from our factory in China....