All this recent talk of a Doctor Who "Extended Universe" like what The Star Wars and Marvel Comics have is doing my head in at the moment. So much so that when I returned from the shops this afternoon, I found the dreaded '99+ notifications' flag on my Twitter account. Apparently, I stirred up a hornet's nest following a retweet of a lazy Digital Spiv story that neither confirmed or denied that Doctor Who was getting the "Extended" treatment from its BBC masters.
I had to do something to relive the tension so set to work on an extension of my own...
"Continuing the stories too broad and too deep for the small screen in a brand new series of spin-off novels set in the Doctor Who Universe...!!"
Wednesday, 28 February 2018
Sunday, 25 February 2018
Friday, 23 February 2018
Wednesday, 21 February 2018
Thunderbirds Toys for Girls and Boys!
Sunday, 18 February 2018
Rubbish ITV Melkur Sit-coms...
I tend to shy away from doing other folks' suggestions as they are often impossible to realise with the imagery available to me or... well, they just aren't funny enough to grab my funnybone.
But having been challenged to join in the mischief created in a Twitter thread by @2hrTV following a plea from @The_Cybermatt to Terrance Dicks to stop using the word Melkur in his chapter titles for the novelisation of Doctor Who and the Keeper of Traken (!), I couldn't resist knocking up some visuals for Melkur ITV sitcoms... as you do.
They're all based on Network DVD covers... and I've included a Frankie Howerd one at @2hrTV's request...
The posting of these on Twitter has resulted in me being barraged with lists of other rubbish ITV sit-coms with the word Melkur added.
You can understand how even the funniest joke can wear very thin after a short period of time.
But then again, that's Twitter humour for you...
But having been challenged to join in the mischief created in a Twitter thread by @2hrTV following a plea from @The_Cybermatt to Terrance Dicks to stop using the word Melkur in his chapter titles for the novelisation of Doctor Who and the Keeper of Traken (!), I couldn't resist knocking up some visuals for Melkur ITV sitcoms... as you do.
They're all based on Network DVD covers... and I've included a Frankie Howerd one at @2hrTV's request...
The posting of these on Twitter has resulted in me being barraged with lists of other rubbish ITV sit-coms with the word Melkur added.
You can understand how even the funniest joke can wear very thin after a short period of time.
But then again, that's Twitter humour for you...
Tuesday, 13 February 2018
Celebrate The Day With Some Sapphire and Steel Pancake Mix...
Saturday, 10 February 2018
A Few Cult TV LPs of Faith
Friday, 9 February 2018
Columbo in Space Again!!
But.
The recent space rocket publicity launch by Elon Musk (I'm sure that's a 70s eau de toilette brand) made me return to the subject in an effort to get a handful of titters.
Money for old rope... or something more sinister? You decide.
Wednesday, 7 February 2018
The Fisher Price 70s Doctor Who Collection...
Sapphire and Steel Emergency Hotline!
Some More Bits of 60s Doctor Who Artwork
Carry on Star Wars! (or Ooooo! Look At The Size Of His Death Star!!)
Followers on Twitter will no doubt have seen that I produced some tat for BBC4
over Christmas. One item didn't get used. Although it was funny, it
didn't fit for the remit to produce a selection of retro Christmas
toys/gifts based on the channel's festive output.
One of BBC4's major contributions to the Christmas television schedule was a documentary chronicling the British creativity behind the original Star Wars movies. It was thought a good idea to meld the sci-fi franchise with possibly the most successful British movie franchise after James Bond.
So I did this cinema poster in the vein of those Hammer comedy ones I did a year ago...
Instead of promoting the documentary's broadcast, it's here instead.
One of BBC4's major contributions to the Christmas television schedule was a documentary chronicling the British creativity behind the original Star Wars movies. It was thought a good idea to meld the sci-fi franchise with possibly the most successful British movie franchise after James Bond.
So I did this cinema poster in the vein of those Hammer comedy ones I did a year ago...
Instead of promoting the documentary's broadcast, it's here instead.
The Steven Moffat Memorial Clock
Look. I'm sorry I haven't posted anything since well before Christmas... but I've been busy. Busy with real life stuff and nonsense. Yes, I've still been tweeting bits and bobs but not actually updating the blog.
Well, here I am and with a free few hours to bring things up to date.
First up is something to memorialise the life of former Dr Who show-runner Steven Moffat. And, ironically for a writer who first coined the phrase 'timey-wimey', it's a clock.
Don't worry he's not dead. The folk who make these things will produce tat like this at the drop of a hat. So I'v done that as well...
Well, here I am and with a free few hours to bring things up to date.
First up is something to memorialise the life of former Dr Who show-runner Steven Moffat. And, ironically for a writer who first coined the phrase 'timey-wimey', it's a clock.
Don't worry he's not dead. The folk who make these things will produce tat like this at the drop of a hat. So I'v done that as well...